Thank God I don’t sound like that!


I took a table at 8am in the Hotel’s Restaurant and ordered breakfast. Poached Eggs, Bacon, Toast, Orange Juice, Coffee. My waiterss, Betty, readily brought the drinks.

I was surrounded by other tables, occupied by business men & woman, all Suited up all in early morning meetings already!!

All I could hear around me was phrases like: Analytical Filteration, Performance Related Synchronisation, Parallel Reporting Supervision, System Reporting Scrutinization, Behavioural Characterisation information, and so on & on & on & on & on & on…. And I thanked God that I don’t sound like that and my Revelation? That it’s all Mental Defecation! & it was making me Sick!

So I asked Betty over and said:

Betty, can I have a side order of Pepto Bismol please!!!

Ps: There are a few similarities between Betty & a Peach!!!

Johnny Mobasher


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